Hokay...so ..here’s the earth…chillin;.

Damn...that is a sweet earth, you might say..

RONG <echo> ( *scratch scratch* neg)

alright...rule out the ice caps melting…

meteors becoming crashed into us..

the ozone layer leaving… (FU)

and the sun exploding… (shit, shit )

we’re definitely going to blow ourselves up. ( boom )

Hokay, so basically, we’ve got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and US… with nukes.

We’ve got about 2600 more than anybody else, whatever.

H-anyway,  one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down…so we launch a nuke at China.

While it’s on it’s way, China’s like, “shit shit, who the fuck is shooting us?! " “ oh well...fire missiles!”

Then France is like, ”Shit guys…we’ve got zee ( cigarettes ) missiles, Zey are coming, Fire our shit!”

“ But I am le tired...”

“Well...have a nap...then fire zee missiles!!”

Meanwhile, Australia is down there like…”wtf, mate ? ^.^”

India, Israel, and Pakistan launch their shit…

So now we’ve got missiles flying everywhere, passing each other (yo) (what up)

Russia’s like...”AGHH..MOTHERLAND!!”

Then  England’s like…”’bout that time, eh chaps?......<pause> “right-o”

So now the U.S. is like “fuck, we’re dumbasses”

Canada’s like, “What’s going on, eh?”

Australia’s still like, “wtf?"

Mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like, “well fuck that”

So(gh) now we’ve got  nuclear winter. Everyone is dead except Australia,  and they’re still like, wtf?. < pause> but they’ll be dead soon. *mutter* Fucking kangaroos.

So, assuming we don’t blow ourselves up, all us Californians have to worry about is California breaking off from the United States. <pause>. to go hang with Hawaii (yo) . <pause> Alaska can come too. (hey guys ) (word ) THE END.